Here are the relevant paragraphs. Note especially now the Judge has upgraded Crocketts Lane in sh*tty Smethwick to the rather more agreeable "Croquet Lane"!
Funny old world - which bring me to the strange case of the alleged kidnapping of the model by a Polish bloke resident of dear old Sadders which is in the news at the moment. In a classic piece in the Sunday Times a local resident described how the accused walked around with a rat perched on his shoulder and added: "that was odd, even for round here"!!!!!
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