Thursday 31 January 2019

Tom Watson Enjoys It Up The Arse!

London-based Tom Watson - who sometimes pretends to be "the MP for West Bromwich East" - rarely seems to do anything unless there is something in it for him. Thus The Skidder Team sprang into action when he wrote a Tweet c*cksucking that ultra rich and decidedly non-socialist organisation, The Premier League:


(Of course, if the economic imbecile Corbyn get in, the Premier League will be reduced to running pub team matches on a Sunday in his Marxist utopia....)

Watson seems to have shown little interest in economics before (except his own) and yet here he is bulling-up a wealthy, elitist, body! What's his game? Eric, of The Skidder Team, quickly found this from Watson's list of paymasters - sorry, donors:



Not so long ago the former fatman would have required 5 seats for his own gigantic buttocks but it looks like he has had four pals along on the jolly "up the Arse"! And at JUST £350 each!

 (Message to Premier League - I am happy to tweet for you for a ticket and a pie and pint!)

As this blog has shown this is not Tommy's first connection with footie. He has given up any pretence of caring for West Brom and has been vocal in matters relating to two of his local South London clubs - Millwall and Dulwich Hamlet.

(Incidentally this monster, who hounded someone to his death with untrue allegations of the vilest kind, send out a Christmas leaflet and managed not to mention his constituency once! Yet 36% of the morons who live in his nominal constituency continue to vote him back in!)

Premier League football operates sock in boot with the gambling industry which Watson claims to dislike. Indeed this blog exclusively revealed that he was receiving large sums of moolah from Derek Webb of the Campaign for Fairer Gambling. Perhaps the Premier League hope he may soften his line on sports betting? But his record is interesting on this subject as the "They Work For You" website reveals:

And, yet again, this blog exclusively disclosed that the notorious shagger had, er, hedged his bets and accepted tickets and hospitality for the Play-offs at Wembley from - wait for it - Sky Bet! (Four tickets at £98 each!)

The Former Tommy Ten Bellies also enjoyed three tickets for the British Grand Prix plus hospitality at a stonking £558 EACH! And then this greaser whines about austerity! He is pissing on you people of West Brom - but you seem to love it!

We have dealt with his Glasto tickets before but he also got to see The Cure in Hyde Park courtesy of the PRS - two tickets at just £550 EACH!

Watson, pictured here with his latest (non-sexual) "project", has also been to the shows:

ITV - X-Factor Final - 3 tickets at £225 each;

Warner Bros (1) - Premiere of Dunkirk - 2 tickets at £185 each;

Warner Bros (2) - Fantastic Beasts - 3 tickets at £150 each. (There is no truth in the rumour the libidinous libertine got it wrong and thought he was going to see "Fantastic Breasts" "lol").

Ticketmaster (those wonderful consumer champions "lol") - Brit Awards  - the entry just says "ticket" (singular) for a whopping £875!


Not only are GMB members forking out for his dubious talents but USDAW are also on board. There must be many shopworkers who don't earn in a week anything like some of the above ticket prices!

Alas not everything is so rosy. This blog reported how in 2017 the all-white super-elitist bosses of Wimbledon let this brutish yob into the royal box etc on a hospitality package for two worth - sharp intake of breath - £3,790! Perhaps already tiring of his loutishness they downgraded him this year to just tickets plus "lunch and tea in the Wingfield Restaurant". Total cost still an eye-watering £369.40 but hardly the same as rubbing shoulders with those other scroungers par excellence - The Windsors!

And more! The great man has started doing stints on his local radio station. No you fools - not in the Black Country but where he lives - London. He is declaring £500 for two-hour chat shows on LBC on top of his parliamentary salary and expenses. Nice work if you can get it!

Incidentally, LBC is ultimately owned by Ashley Tabor, son of Michael Tabor who regularly features as one of Britain's richest people in the Sunday Times Rich List. I don't know if  Tommy The Former Tank Engine has ever met Tabor pere but it would be interesting to hear Watters advocating "fair" gaming to a man described as "a British businessman, bookmaker, gambler and owner of thoroughbred racehorses" lol!!!!!

And finally - and this from a remoaner - Watson stuck two fingers up the other night to the folk in his nominal constituency who voted for Brexit (particularly the "crash-out" lunatics). The moronic and poverty-stricken of Sandwell voted 98,250 v 49,004 to make themselves even poorer but Watters has stood against a "no deal brexit" and, seemingly, in favour of a fudge compromise. Here is his voting record from Tuesday night:




I hope all this makes readers feel a lot happier about Tommy. Have a nice day.....

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1 comment:

  1. I don`t class myself as a moron because I,and many thousands more voted OUT!

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