Sunday, 21 June 2015

Cooper - "Conman Communicator"?

We all know that woman-bullying thug Darren "The Turdmeister" Cooper, the ludicrous Labour Leader [sic] of Sandwell Council, is not the sharpest tool in the box but I am grateful to "Mr X" for solving one little mystery about him.

Cooper was, of course, renowned throughout the land for his abusive Twitter account "@sandwellleader" until the Labour powers that be warned him off before the election. As he attempted to clean up his act on Twitter so there happened to spring up a whole host of "troll accounts" which he mysteriously associated himself with (one before it even went "live"). These accounts were too abusive even for the laissez-faire Californians at Twitter and most of them have now been suspended. Happily West Midlands Police are now investigating certain aspects of this sustained campaign of hatred and harassment.....

Unbelievably, The Turdmeister is trying to crawl out from the dog-turd smeared streets of Sandwell to try and resurrect his nose-diving career in the new "Greater Birmingham". Many senior figures in Brum are openly joking that this buffoon will not be allowed a significant role in the new "combined authority/talk shop" whilst allowing Turdy to act as the official cheerleader. Maybe they should learn some lessons from history - Von Papen springs to mind.

As Sandwell becomes increasingly mired in scandal and yet more failures (like another disastrous Ofsted report into their inadequate Children's Services and the Providence Place fiasco) come to light one has to wonder what the likes of Birmingham & Solihull hope to gain my allying themselves with this metropolitan basket-case but the ludicrous Turdy is trying to bounce them into a rushed and ill-thought-out "deal". There is an old saying - marry in haste and repent at leisure. Cooper should be personally well aware of this given his own disastrous first marriage but his egomania knows no bounds and he is desperate to use his flock of pliant comrades to support his promotion to a larger stage.

And so Greater Birmingham, you might as well start acquainting yourselves with the "real " Darren Cooper, the 2015 winner of The Skidder's national competition to find "Britain's Thickest Council Leader". Sadly, the unemployed Cooper pleaded an engagement elsewhere and was unable to attend out small awards ceremony at Oldbury's Stasi HQ:



But this moron quickly threw down the gauntlet to challengers for his crown in the 2016 competition with this little gem sent by him to one of his associated troll accounts OdgenW (now also suspended by Twitter):

Don't forget he don't live here anymore. Just feel sorry for the poor folk in Wales now, having to put up with his whaling.

(Incidentally he is attacking a member of the, er, Labour Party who had the temerity to criticise him).


Cooper's childish behaviour knows no bounds and he thinks he can upset me (and my wife) by boasting about the bent Public deal and the destruction of the building by the Labour Council and Sandwell College and by mocking me for exposing the appalling "Three Degrees" statue scandal (see posts passim). Thus as Labour held on in the backwater of Sandwell, despite the meltdown of the Party nationally, Cooper immediately changed his Twitter profile and header photos after the election in a"statesman-like" riposte, though he didn't manage to align the header photo very well. You will see the laughing dimwit changed to a profile picture taken in The Public with the other £70m+ College building in the background. The header photo shows the disgraceful racist stunt when Labour Sandwell forced three black actors portraying three black footballers to be painted gold to advertise the private statue appeal of Jim Cadman where the allegedly cash-strapped Council are secretly pumping in thousands and thousands of pounds of public money. (Incidentally, for this particular stunt Cooper & Co paid for this by partly plundering monies received from the Arts Council for Sandwell Arts Festival [sic]). As it turns out, in a fitting visual metaphor, Cooper's header photo appears to show him placing his head as closely as possible to the groins of the three actors......

Spot the Dickhead!

The currently unemployed Cooper has now finally changed his false Facebook profile where he was claiming to still be employed by the NHS in the run up to the election but this semi-literate clown still claims to have studied at "Birmingham City University" - an odd statement for one who also used to claim that he had never read a book in his life. Nevertheless, dozy Daz still finds time to attack one of his most hated Tories for trying to maintain some standards:

Michael Gove is instructing his civil servants on grammar

A Curious Statement From "Mr Combined Authority" - "Lol"
Dunce Darren cannot string 140 characters together in a Tweet without f*cking it up and yet claims he writes a blog on behalf of Sandwell Council, the modestly-titled:

The Leader's Blog



which is given prominent billing on the home page of the SMBC website.

Here are just a few examples of his pathetic boasts:

Today's debate on devolution to be screened on BBC 1 tonight see my blog post on Combined Authority's

No services or authorities will be amalgamated here's a bit more on my blog

The cold this morning reminded me that's its nearly time for our Details on my blog

Action to improve Sandwell's academies! Check out my blog I'm not happy.

But Cooper is as thick as the canine-excrement he so often talks about and the blogs are, in fact, mostly written for him by the spin-doctors in the ludicrously over-sized and taxpayer-funded SMBC "Communications Unit". Whilst the Labour "socialists" axe front-line services and hundreds of their own staff they still manage to find half a million quid a year to fork out for this lot to send out rubbish tweets ad nauseum and to wipe Cooper's arse for him.

But avid followers of the Sandwell joke leader" always assumed that the long suffering Council press orifice were also responsible for Cooper's daily digest of topical subjects on Twitter (the Michael Gove tweet above being one such from today). Now we had already condemned as improbable fiction the prospect of the Smethwick Simpleton sitting down with a cup of Earl Grey and a tasty plate of Ukippers and scanning the august journals of the day before revealing partial, but occasionally erudite, insights. Turdy can probably manage "reading" The Beano and its reports of the antics of some of his fellow Labour Councillors, "The Cash Street Kids", but can he really manage "the papers" every morning? Indeed he cannot and does not but at least, for once, the taxpayer is not directly burdened by his deception.

Let us just look, by way of example at his inane Twitter account for 18th June, 2015. We have links to sundry newspaper articles with the occasional pro-Labour comment attached:

F*** off and die! What Boris told cabbie in street row over taxi app <Rt The strain of being a back bencher.

Labour leadership hopefuls clash but no clear winner in first televised debate

Cllr Darren Cooper ‏@sandwellleader Jun 18 Roaring pay growth could force Bank of England to raise interest rates | via @Telegraph http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/bank-of-england/11682087/Roaring-pay-growth-could-force-Bank-of-England-to-raise-interest-rates.html …

Margaret Thatcher's personal papers saved for nation after family donate them to reduce inheritance tax bill

Scottish football fans given legal right to buy their clubs

(Incidentally, most of these efforts are then faithfully retweeted by "The Tomb Raider", Labour's Cllr Sandars).

And so the good folk of Sandwell start their daily toil mightily impressed with the diligence and learning of their beloved Great Helmsman. Except that......

Spot the difference:
 And on and on it goes......

The fact is that Turdy is not reading the papers at all (as we always suspected) but simply doing a cut and paste job from a daily digest of articles - with and without the compiler's own comments - by local [MP] and ex-public schoolboy, er, John Spellar called "Spellar News - Early Bird" as shown in the five examples (of thousands) above. Spellar sends this out to any poor unfortunate in the Labour "movement" who will accept it.

Tweets - abusive and barely literate;
"My Blog" - a lie:
Daily News - plagiarised from Spellar.

Birmingham, Solihull et al - you have been warned......

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