Sandwell Presents: "It's A Cock-Out"!

News reaches me that Darren Cooper has been deliberately covering-up two serious incidents involving "Sadwell" Labour Councillors - at least until now.....

This story involves penises and so you may safely assume that I am referring to two male "comrades". But a little background before I start.

Over the last few days an anonymous caller claiming to have contacts "at the very top" of Sadwell Council has been phoning me - on a withheld number, natch - insisting that I immediately write a story about three named Labour Councillors. The allegation regarding one councillor is small beer and I will refer to the more serious allegations below. The gentleman has an asian accent and regularly phones from the roadside as I can hear cars passing close by. A taxi driver perhaps? He also claims to speak for elements of "the Muslim community" who are allegedly "shocked" about the indecent nature of the allegations.

What is particularly strange is that this "informant" let slip something about MY medical history which is only known to immediate family/friends and to THREE people in Sandwell. All very mysterious!

The question is - who is pulling the strings here? Only last weekend the hypocritical arch back-stabber Tommy Watson was bemoaning in-fighting with the Labour Party but it would at least appear that "someone" high-up in the Sadwell Dick-tatorship is determined to drag down three "comrades"  - and just before the election too! Curious timing if nothing else.

Allegation one is that a VERY senior Labour Councillor was caught exposing himself and urinating in a Sadwell bus shelter. It has all been hushed-up by Cooper and Co. (This story has also been leaked - boom, boom - to me from a very reliable source).

Allegation two concerns indecent images on a telephone. Again Cooper and Co have known about this for some considerable time but, er, covered it up.

I have emailed both councillors. The VERY senior councillor has declined to comment. The other councillor gave me a truthful answer to my direct question based on my knowledge at that time but which was rather disingenuous (at best) given further information received.

Of course, Darren Cooper himself declines to mention his first marriage, the serious incident involving his vehicle and why he repeatedly told people he had received his home extension funds from a certain private individual.

Regular readers will also know that Cllr Paul Moore confirmed another local cock story to The Skidder ie that one long-standing (boom,boom) married Labour Councillor has been enjoying carnal relationships with the daughter of another!

Classy place, "Sadwell!" Mind you, we know that most of the male Labour councillors have no b*llocks and so perhaps we should be relieved that they do have some working dangly bits!

Unbelievably - and apparently without irony - my excitable informant/agent provocateur has been urging me to make an official complaint to - I kid you not - Members' Services! 

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