Potty-Mouthed Piper On Fine Form!

I quite like my Facebook chum Cllr Bob Piper even if he is a foaming-at-the-mouth acolyte of the absurd Corbyn. He is one of the more interesting of the serried ranks of mostly unemployed deadbeats who constitute the Labour Dictatorship of Sandwell - not that that is saying much. He even reads books without his lips moving.

Clean-living but foul-mouthed Bob does have form for letting rip on his blog and social media sites. Be warned that what follows contains strong language!

It appears to have been taken down now but a tweet about Margaret Thatcher was so "lewd" that even those Sandwell Labour groupies the Wolverhampton c*ck-suckers could not bring themselves to repeat it!

Bob also had a go at Cameron - foolishly using a blacked-up image of him from the internet with the caption "Yo n*ggahs" on his blog leading to nationwide calls for him to be fired. [Bob Piper adds 14/01/17 that the use of the image was intended to be satirical but accepts that, taken out of context, the use of the image caused considerable offence which he regrets.]

Being one of the more erudite of SMBC's knuckle-draggers, Bob famously opined that the Falklands was "a war over a pile of penguin shit". Here are some more "S" word classics. Firstly Bob goes nautical (though seeming to mix up the merchant arm for the Senior Service):

Naturally, he couldn't be a Sandwell councillor without sharing the late, unlamented, Turdmeister's fascination with canine excrement:

Of course, civil war is now raging through what's left [sic] of the Labour Party both locally and nationally. Bob is not one to bow the knee to mere Labour MP's. Here he is being disrespectful to a Welsh "comrade":

He claims that he doesn't want to rock the rapidly sinking Party rubber dinghy - yet:

But unlike the other craven grovellers in Sandwell Labour he is prepared to take on vicious bully Tom Watson MP and also the moronic gob-shite who represents Yardley in Birmingham (think Darren Cooper in a dress) so that he does have some redeeming features:

Bob is keen to use social media to describe folk as "twats" including such diverse personalities as Mick Hucknall, Adrian Chiles and Benedict Gummer whereas Stephen Nolan is a "complete twat".

The pathetic greaser who is the joke "Chief Executive" of Sandwell Council, Jan Britton, was too feeble to stop the late Smethwick Scumbag from making himself and the Borough a laughing stock with his vile and illiterate Twitter account but the new regime has tried to beef up its social media policy since the demise of the bullying thug. The code says that "members" must ensure that "the Council's reputation is not damaged or adversely affected" but thanks to the years of fraud, corruption and incompetence during the Cooper/Britton era that ship has already sailed....

Equally, of course, the Labour Party has no reputation left to bring into disrepute by its elected representatives and tribunes of the people.

"Members" are urged to "be respectful - set the tone for online conversation by being polite, open and respectful." Maybe sweary Bob has a dose of the winter blues but he has recently veered dangerously "off message":

The Code also says, "Member should not send or post inappropriate, abusive...messages to members of the public" which makes this exchange today particularly interesting:

Never mind Bob, if they kick you out I'm sure the kippers will welcome you!

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