Chancers, A Labour Masturbator, Piper and A Gnome!

I am sorry if I have not been very prolific of late but I have had a mad, and occasionally sad, few weeks - personally, work-wise and generally. There will be two EXTREMELY long posts coming out in a few days which might not be for all readers, but will keep The Skidderati going for weeks!

In the meantime, this blog has consistently criticised the sickeningly close relationship between The Bent Blues (West Midlands Police) and corrupt Sandwell Labour. Little did I know that this poisonous alliance was spotted a few years ago by toymaker, Lledo, and I am indebted to a reader for supplying this gem:

Incidentally, there are strong rumours that the next top cop in Sadders will be a woman (at last), but WMP are currently unable or unwilling to confirm.

Chancers - Part One

The big property development ploy to build on industrial land slap bang next to the M5 and railway at the former Chance Glass site on Spon Lane is in full swing. If this nonsense is ever allowed it should fill a few pockets, but we shall see.

The Chancers - those behind the Heritage Trust looking to develop the sh*thole site - certainly know how to blow with the wind. A few weeks ago there was to be talk about the project at The Pam Randhawa Centre in Smethwick, and I booked to go. It was cancelled the day before.

On Friday 16th September, 2022 the event was rescheduled at Smethwick Library. It was advertised with another event - an organised tour:

The talk was again cancelled - allegedly as a mark of respect for the late Queen. On the day, however, The Chancers dropped their trousers and showed their arses to the deceased monarch by going ahead with the tour!

The Chancers explained this apparent disrespect saying the walk was part of Heritage Open Days and the talk was part of the #MadeInSmethwick programme. I hope that makes this slight to Her Maj completely clear to all readers - ROFLMAO!

Chancers - Part Two

In my presence recently, a representative of The Chancers repeatedly told members of the public that bent Labour Sandwell Council were fully behind the development project "as they wanted the housing". Whatever can this mean and was this the reason Cllr Kerrie "Dim Kez" Carmichael and the Cabinet recently visited the site?

SingalongaMarx

Concern is growing in Bearwood Oblast where Comrade Bob Piper has failed to tweet since early August. Piper has jumped into hot water numerous times with his insults* and cynics say he has cleaned up his act since, like most "socialists", he is very keen on acquiring other peoples' money. Already wealthy by Sandwell standards Piper is, incredibly, the Deputy Leader of the bent Labour Council, and is said to be desperate to hang on to his extra taxpayer-funded allowances.

Comrade Volynshchik portrays himself as "hard-left" and is a sucker for the supposed romanticism of "the struggle". He dreams that he was there in 1917 storming the Winter Palace and occasionally sports a cap and goatee beard as homage to good ol', er, Lenin. Here he is pictured with one of his notorious insults:

From his nice house near leafy Warley Woods he envisions himself standing around burning oil drums with hairy-arsed pickets or charging the lines of "fascist" police at Orgreave. In real life, he was a Unison Rep for the paperclip-counters at Walsall Council lol!

Boastful Bob sees himself as on the Brahmin Left and as an intellectual, whereas he was a slavish adherent to the thickest Labour Leader ever, Jerry "Jeremy" Corbyn. Which makes it all the stranger that Piper was not on social media following his idol's castigation of Labour for singing the National Anthem at their recent beano in Blackpool. And so we will have to make do with this grovelling approbation of the Jezatollah from the archives:

Tipper The Tosser - how we laughed!

The other day I was sorting out the mountains of Sadders crap I have accumulated over the years and unearthed this little gem. Comrade (and former Labour Councillor) John "The Tosser" Tipper had a laugh at the expense of a councillor (in Dudley apparently) who had been watching porn:

This is somewhat ironic as Tosser, when he was a Labour Councillor, actually created some porn of his own. He borrowed a taxpayer-funded iPhone from the Council and filmed himself w*nking. Alas, he forgot to, er, wipe the phone before handing it back and, unfortunately for him it did not "mysteriously turn itself off", and lose the data like everything else!

THE CURSE OF GNOME!

It is not often that I feel sorry for the Government, but it must be very wearing when some clown bombards busy Departments with numerous inane requests for information. It must be particularly galling when the tw*t has been an MP for 40 years. Step forward the South London resident who purports to represent poorly Warley on our patch, Labour's John Spellar (aka The Gnome of Bromley). 

Perhaps it is because the Labour pensioner does f*** all for his constituents that he feels the need to pretend to do SOMETHING for his taxpayer-funded salary, gold-plated pension and frequent "all expenses paid" jaunts around the globe? Doesn't he know how to Google things? Doesn't his taxpayer-funded office know how to research things?

Here are some of the efforts of this pathetic Greaser in recent times:

Speculation: what assessment has the Sec of State for Business etc made in respect of financial speculation in oil and gas markets (a load of w*nk as there is very little our Government can do in these global markets)? Answer - (my wording) you may have been a senior MP for years but you have asked the wrong guy. The Financial Conduct Authority oversees the trading of oil and gas derivatives.

Fungal Infections:

I can’t even begin to understand the Gnome’s motivation here but he bombarded the Health Department with no less than THREE separate questions about fungal infections. Why? In any event he didn’t bother to contact NHS England nor NHS Data.

Cloud Seeding:

In a particularly bizarre episode which is no doubt constantly of concern to morons in Warley, Spellar asked what the Government policy is on cloud seeding during droughts. Answer - it wouldn't work here so there is no policy. ROFLMAO!

Voter ID:

A question on this topic was otiose as the Government had already published a recent letter on the subject which the Gnome and his staff had apparently “missed”.

DVLA:

Instead of raising a query with the DVLA about their policy of releasing information, he bothers the Government instead. Had he been arsed to contact the DVLA he would have established that they only release information in accordance with their legal remit (available for all to see). Now there’s a surprise eh folks?

Norwegian Reservoirs:

This guy, now enjoying generous hospitality courtesy of the gambling “industry”, is suddenly concerned about HydroElectric Power in Norway and "the UK interconnector". Instead of asking the Norwegian Government/Power Suppliers he wastes the time of our Government. Unsurprisingly he is told that the supply of electricity from Norway to us is subject to a bilateral treaty. Why doesn’t this lazy xxxx just look these things up?

Oz:

Of course, The Gnome enjoys expenses-paid jollies to Australia and repays its Government by representing the good folk of Wonga Wonga whenever possible. Here he asks a pathetic question about gas security before the Minister of State abruptly slaps him down my pointing out - what any fule kno - that Australia is a LN Gas producer and exporter and we, er, are not.

Besides his new, generous, friends, the bookies, Spellar has always been a major rimmer of our "Defence Industry" which, of course, also makes an awful lot of money selling weapons to some very dodgy regimes. In a debate on Ukraine, The Gnome is concerned that by supplying Kiev we are leaving ourselves short. This is his code for "please spend even more money with my arms manufacturer friends" lol!

I reckon Skidder readers could answer 90% of this Greaser's questions, so come on Spellar, email them to the address below and we'll give it a go!

* For example:

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