Dutch F### for Cradley Masturbator? (18+)

This post contain (hopefully) humorous reference to sexual misconduct by a serving Councillor. Adults only.

Addendum 20/04/24: Another oddity here. The Wolvo C's (aka Express and Star) repeated the story mentioning Tipper the Masturbator the next day in its failing print edition but removed the reference to The W*nker being in Holland with Dutch anarchists. Self-censorship by the so-called free press - what's that all about? All very odd.

We are in election season again and will soon be able to assess who the thickest voters are in bent Labour Sandwell. Princes End long triumphed but lost out to Great Barr with Yew Tree - vile areas where locals elected a useless criminal to represent them despite his manifest inadequacies! But last year even that double cesspit was eclipsed by Cradley Heath and Old Hill (CH & OH) who elected notorious masturbator, John Tipper, as a Labour Councillor.

As recorded on this blog. Tipper had an earlier stint as a Labour Councillor but borrowed a Council iPhone and filmed himself masturbating before sending the images to a "lady". Nevertheless, Labour thought the morons in CH & OH would vote for this Tosser, and they were right!

But this absurd poseur then shafted the residents of this ward by throwing his toys out of his pram and leaving Labour in - still - mysterious circumstances. And so what is the Cllr doing for CH & OH? Well you will be pleased to note that he is currently reported to be on a "working holiday" in, er, Holland.

This has come as a surprise to Tipper-watchers as most of the alleged "work" he appears to do is either for the Labour Party or Labour-front organisations. He was, of course, involved - with Labour Cllr Vicki Smith - in a Company which then "won" the contract to provide the Blackheath Christmas Lights event in 2019 which turned into a dangerous fiasco.

Despite the Blackheath debacle he claims in his Register of Interests to be a "Volunteering and Engagement Project Lead" with Birmingham Museums Trust in bankrupt Labour Brum. But this jolly doesn't appear to be connected with his Museum job since the Wolvo C*cksuckers (aka The Express and Star) are claiming  (and they always record the truth - ROFLMAO) that in the land of the clog he is "embedded [lol] with a Dutch anarchist group"! WTF? 

I hope he will be informing his ward residents of the outcome of this important trip upon his return and how their lives will be improved by his belated search for knowledge. Perhaps he will distribute copies of the works of Mikhail Bakunin outside the 'Spoons in Cradley H? Can't wait ...

Capitalism to the rescue of sh*thole Socialist Bearwood!

Bearwood is a particularly unpleasant area, mostly because of the ghastly people who live there. This hypocritical crowd is relentlessly bourgeois - constantly coveting its smarter neighbour, Harborne - yet repeatedly spouting socialist claptrap. But, of course, 50 years of socialism has hollowed-out the area and turned it into another Sandwell poverty ghetto.

The main drag (which I visit quite frequently) is a linear toilet lined with shut or ailing shops. No doubt this is nut cutlet and drink to local Corbynista, Cllr Bob "Seig Heil" Piper, who likes to collect, er, money whilst striving for a proletarian revolution and the complete overthrow of capitalism.

Yet there is now good news thanks to capitalism. Aldi is being refurbed and the Germans are expanding their store. Meanwhile Argos has moved down the street into the defunct Co-op. Capitalism companies are breathing new life into the decayed corpse, providing jobs, and supplying food and other goods to locals. What's not to like? Let's hear it Bearwood for FREE MARKETS, WEALTH CREATION AND LIBERTY!

Babsolutely Fabulous!

I have to give a plug here for a new play by a local writer which, in part, features the unfairly maligned Sylvia King. I've got two tickets. See you there?

Here is the link for booking ...

https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/booking/select/RdiEJKhzXNnT

May Election - Jeffcoat stands again!

The runners and riders for the May election will be made public next week but the ONLY candidate The Skidder can possibly endorse this year is Independent, Richard Jeffcoat, in Tipton Green. Local folk will know Richard, a local resident, and that he has put up some tremendous fights against the bent Labour machine although, alas, not winning through just yet.

Richard is a good guy and very intelligent and that, in itself, sets him apart from the Labour Councillors and candidates. He is determined to see Tipton get its share of levelling-up funds (and, indeed, to stop those funds being siphoned-off by well-known Labour front-organisations in the area).

Labour will throw everything at defeating him again this year but if you live in the ward give the guy a chance. You have nothing to lose given the hopeless local Labour Councillors - oh, and plenty to gain. VOTE INDEPENDENT - FREE TIPTON FROM LABOUR AUTOCRACY - STOP LOCAL LABOUR KLEPTOCRACY - VOTE JEFFCOAT!

An interesting story developing ...

Sorry to be a tease but there is a very interesting legal situation developing which I cannot write about just yet. But watch this space folks ...

Street out?

The local Tory shambles continues and next week West Bromwich East will have another go at trying to find the poor unfortunate who will lose the seat for the Tories to Tom "Twatson" Watson's appointee. 

The conduct of the local Conservative councillors has also, unfortunately, been p*sspoor and they face a hard lesson in May. But don't forget Sandwell that you will also have the opportunity next month to get rid of Brum Bullsh*tter, Andy Street. The West Midlands Mayor has been a pernicious influence in Sandwell Conservative politics and needs to go. You know what to do - although many folk in Sandwell probably can't be arsed.

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