Thursday, 9 July 2015

Sandwell's Glenda Slagg!

For those unfamiliar with the brilliant Private Eye Magazine, the Glenda Slagg column satirises female columnists in a vitriolic style riddled with inconsistency. Now Sandwell has it's own male version in the form of the woman-bullying thug who "leads" Labour Sandwell Council, Darren "The Turdmeister" Cooper.

Here are some of Turdy's thoughts of West Bromwich Albion Chair, Jeremy Peace:

Peace 1 - Turdy [ie Cooper] 0

Indeed given what's happened to the Wolves. But JP knows what he's doing. Need RH to sign up now.

Peace 2 - Turdy 0

WEST BROMWICH... ALBION ! WEST BROMWICH....ALBION ! Boing ! Boing ! ..............Bring on the Hats off to JP & team !

Peace 2 - Turdy 1

JP needs to explain himself instead of hiding in his office.I been a great supporter of his losing faith with him at moment.

Peace 2 - Turdy 2

(Cooper is a greedy little man always whining about other people having money....):

I know as do alot of Fans and u want your team to have a chance. But JP will still be paid big bucks up or down

Peace 2 - Turdy 3

And don't forget "We are Championship club" over achieving not said for fun, but cover. JP not a fan it's a business to him.

Peace 2 - Turdy 4

I'm pleased I'm wrong & my source for the sake of the Baggies Still a big mess though. I don't blame Pepe only JP. No plan

Peace 2 - Turdy 5

Who's up for around of sack the board song on Sunday? JP should be sent a clear message or nothing will change

Peace 2 - Turdy 6

I will as will most fans get behind the head coach. Point is JP knows that. But treats us like mugs

Peace 3 - Turdy 6

I'm pleased JP as shown some interest & invested in the team. Also I'm right behind AI despite the disappointment early on

("Al" was, of course, a disaster).

The ludicrous Cooper once accused Peace of being "fraudulent" and last year attempted to organise a "peaceful" [sic], er, anti-Peace protest at The Hawthorns which collapsed into ignominious farce. In a rare moment of insight Xxxxx [ie Cooper] called it right for once:

Lol JP don't like me Chris.

But now, in true "Glenda"-style, Xxxxx can't resist a bit of c"ck-sucking to the Chairman:

Indeed. JP done a great job, and I'm sure he would have undertake a robust look at the new potential owners. Exciting times :)

Never mind, Mr Peace - you will still be rich in the morning whilst Cooper will still be a tw*t.

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