Corbyn's Wife Misses Accounting Deadline?

Laura Alvarez Tonis is the third wife of Jerry "Jeremy" Corbyn (though god knows what number notch she is on the libidinous Labour "leader's" bedpost!) She runs two limited companies in the coffee trade from their agreeable Islington home, Maya Products Limited and Mexica Products Limited.

As with everything connected to economic imbecile Jerry the businesses are more Marx Brothers than Marks and Spencer. The North London friend of terrorism is notoriously lazy and it seems that Wife Three's companies are similarly inactive.

Maya Products is a dormant company ie it does not trade but Laura is keeping it going for some reason as she filed "dormant company accounts" last week on 27th March.

Mexica Products is apparently still trading. Accounts were supposed to have been filed at Companies House by a deadline yesterday (and this can be done online). Maybe there is a backlog there since the website shows no filing as yet? These are the last entries at Companies House a few minutes ago on 1st April, 2019:

On the face of it the accounts are now overdue.....

Because the company is so small you cannot get much information from the accounts and, indeed, only "micro company" accounts were filed in 2017. But these show the true nature of "socialist capitalism" since whilst there was over £6k in the bank, the company owed folk nearly £10k!

The posh boy hard-Brexiteer Corbyn has, of course, never run a tap and even though he only has four sources of income (two incomes, two pensions) was incapable of getting his own tax return in on time in 2016 so that he was fined £100. Nevertheless yer man thinks he is fit to run the country!

Maybe Labour should skip a generation and choose Seb Corbyn (a son via wife 2) as Leader. He has a job "won on merit" - "lol" -  with Stalinist Shadow Chancellor - "double lol" - John McDonnell and so a nice income from the Labour "family". But the young man clearly has a bit more nous than his thick as two short planks father since he bought a social housing flat in London for just £162,500 (now worth about 4 times that) and rents it out on Airbnb for £150 a night! "Tidy" as my Cardiff socialist friend would note.

As they say in Islington, "wake up and smell the latte"  - or in manhole-cover fetishist Jerry's case, simply "wake up"!

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